The sweetest part of this whole story, is that his girlfriend showed up just to watch him race.

It is far from a dead ringer, but the police SUV instantly made me think of this:

Considering she rolls her eyes anytime I mention anything automotive to her, I think we are pretty safe. Haha!

After childbirth, ALL of the nether regions are off limits. Front, back, sides... Ain’t nothing going anywhere near anything unless it wants to die.

No one likes stuff getting chapped.

Well, that could have ended poorly..

Right?! I thought they were releasing two concepts at first.. How is that concept from so many years ago?!

My wife just had a baby less than 2 months ago, so things in the bedroom are not umm... Back to normal...

For this?

Holy mother of Jeezy P. Creez.

Agreed. They shouldn’t benefit. They also shouldn’t suffer anymore than they already are. Dude was a piece of garbage, no argument there.. That isn’t his kid’s fault.

I am more disappointed that the tach doesn't go backwards anymore.

ME NO RICH!!

You are probably right.. I could be good with that too.. I am not a big convertible guy though, so I would still prefer it permenantly attached.

This.

Dear Lamborghini,

I very rarely will utter these words.. But logic be damned! It’s worth every freaking penny. I am not even usually really into a whole lot of “exposed carbon fiber”, but this makes me want ALL of it.

That’s what she said.

I agree with you for the most part. I think it looks pretty great from most angles, and I get what they were shooting for with the front end design.. But I can’t get past the sort of exaggerated taper/hips of the front end. Especially from dead on... It sort of looks like a boat..

Also his mother looks crazed/insane... Terrifyingly so.