And this right here is one of my biggest reasons for loving Jalopnik. I appreciate many of the other car magazines/websites, but only on here do I so frequently have those moments of, “huh... I never have heard of that/knew about that”.

Might have been suspension.. My money is on tire pressure..

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That is one of the more hilariously terrifying things I have seen in my lifetime. So, thank you for that.

McYota Pri 1

Agreed. Those seat anchors are amazing!

I would argue that Danny Bonaduce snapped a very long time ago.

One of the best bands I have ever seen live. That drummer.. Good heavens.

They are both cars? With windows, doors, and lights? Oooh! They both appear to be left-hand-drive!

Of course you could always just give her one of these, and go straight to the heart:

What’s that? Did someone say Lexus with terrible carriage roof?

Don’t do it, it’s a trick! You’ll just end up with a minivan!

I mean, to be fair, it’s Chris Harris..

This is exactly why I keep trying to convince my wife that I need one of those realistic velociraptor costumes! Every single thing in life is better with dinosaurs.

Hey! I have ended up there too! I think you have actually been to the same one as me, but I think you may call it ‘Mom’s house’.

Well, I don’t know about 6000 years, but he definitely lived over 2000 years ago. He got a picture with Jesus. I’ve seen it.

Little known fact:

I would also accept ‘number of dead prostitutes fit when stacked horizontally across the back seat’, as a metric.

What’s the backseat like?