As a fellow Washington State resident, absolutely nothing about this surprises me.

This is perfect.

I hope to high hell, that at least one person prints off their comment and goes to Sizzler. I will pay anyone 1 million dollars for video evidence.*

Hahaha! Exactly!!!

“I know we could do it, if Mary Barra would just be my girlfriend already! Gol!”

Also this:

No, my problem is childishness in a presidential candidate.

Yeah, watching the debates last night, I was really happy that CNN kept using the split screen to show the candidate talking, and the one being talked about.

Sort of off topic, but the lead image is what made me think of it... For me, one of the worst parts of Trump, is the level of disdain and annoyance he shows to anyone saying anything he doesn’t like.

You win!

Most Ferrari engines. You’ve got red on you.

Severe internet ridicule, including but not limited to; name-calling, berating, badgering, being told what he should have done instead, and tire pressure jokes.

Just tried it.. It does still work.

Hip. As. Fuck.

It is so weird watching a video with a Lamborghini and that much fire, and yet the fire isn’t even in the engine bay.

That is too amazing.

Touché, good sir. Touché.

I like that your sketch has a central driver’s seat.

That sheep has zero fucks left to give. I am amazed at how unfazed by this whole experience it is.