Some things just get better with age. Red wine, scotch, and Mary Steenburgen.

First, your handle is amazing.

I can’t stop laughing at the fact that Great Clip’s slogan is “It’s gonna be great”.

True words, my friend. True words.

Holy crap! She is in Happy Gilmore, isn’t she?!

Oh man.... This is less than an hour’s drive from me..

The classiest part is the pregnant woman becoming part of the action. Because safety of unborn baby is second to Texans’s Pride.

I want to move to Hawaii.

Carroll gives zero fucks. Stands on top of world.

If we were to present you with a photo line-up of potential suspects, do you think you would be able to identify the bad man that peed in your Cheerios this morning, or did you not get a good enough look at him?

Obligatory:

I spoke hastily... Personalized plates can be okay, especially if they are funny, or most importantly, don't take themselves seriously. It is just that a lot of them are really, really, really stupid. Not all. But lots.

That is true. I should probably change my statement. I really don’t like personalized plates, unless they have some level of humor... Then they can be acceptable.

Dammit if Aston doesn’t make some of the best-looking cars on the road. I am not even sure how I feel about it, but I think I may actually be attracted to them. Not like in a, ‘oh, it looks really nice’ way... But in a ‘I would consider having a romantic relationship with this automobile’, sort of way. If I brought…

I will make an exception for that one. It is pretty funny, and fitting. We can still be friends.

I hate personalized license plates. All of them.

Watching that clip you would think the Bucks just won the Championship. No... That they won President of the World. And at 10-15, why the fuck not? May as well overdo it.

Memphis was once Vancouver, but then Canada got tired of British Columbia so they gave it to the US, and threw in Alaska to sweeten the deal. It was part of the Lousiana Purchase. That’s just history and science. And geography.

Oh, god dammit.