I mean.... Come on! He doesn't even try to hide it.

I was also a bit disappointed when I realized it wasn’t real.

Why yes of course I will provide a link! The more people know of this beautiful review, the better.

That’s just pretty much for fucking weight reduction.

Step 2: Pretty much whatever the f*€# you want. You have a sword.

Oh, it is much better than an apple pie oven or batting cage.. That thing is so god damn ‘Murika, that it has an endorsement with Kid Rock.

That screen shot makes it look like that woman has just completely destroyed a medieval toilet.

Good lord, that car is amazing to look at.

If only he had a guy to blame it on.

I’ll bet it isn't even that dynamic.

I think at this point in my life I get more excited for auto show weeks than I do my birthday. AND there are several every year!

You’re god damn right it has MOAR POWER!

*to the tune of “The Brady Bunch Theme”

I know.. I should have berried it a long time ago.. I am a chef.. I thrive on food puns. :)

That looks pretty damn all right to my eye. I like the subtle reference in the headlight/surround.

Hi, chef here.. Let me answer your question for you:

You all butter back off as this thread can only become corny from here. I don’t even want to taco ‘bout it. I mean seriously, it’s like you don’t carrot all. I am so pissed a could commit a salt with a deadly weapon.

So much this! Every time I see one, I have to do a double-take to figure out what I am actually looking at. They look fine to my eye, but they don’t look like a crossover. I mean, look at how much smaller it looks than an Evoque, which is not a large vehicle itself.

Yeah huh!

Just did some quick looking around, and you are spot on..