That’s what she said.

In other news:

I can’t believe I am saying this, but Lamborghini just did something that makes more sense than a lot of other manufacturers. What is happening? Where am I? Is this a cruel dream?

I always like the classic Cheez Kay So Dee Yah. But you can never go wrong with the magical Toast Ta-dahs!

Hahaha! Jeansus Christ. Well played.

Hahaha! It’s just missing the drill bit on the front. And a man with a top hat and mustache.

Because evidently some people hate laughter and jokes?

You just acknowledged the true problem right here.

The early VW New Beetles with the 1.8l engine, were pretty notorious for having their timing belt snap on relatively low mileage cars. When it snapped, it of course rammed the pistons into the valves, of which there were 5 per cylinder. This of course bent the shit out of them and all had to be replaced, costing round…

Holy crap. That looks like something I would have a nightmare about. If hell was the inside of an engine, this would be it.

Sort of related.. I went to Costco in Vancouver, WA about 6 months ago, and as I was parking, I watched a guy pull into the parking lot in an Audi R8. I have no shame in admitting a V10 R8 is one of my dream cars. I of course had to make my wife wait while I walked around it in circles for 10 minutes, much to her…

I am honestly not sure, but I could see that being a very logical use for it. Either way, it is freakin’ awesome.

Here was another relatively obscure use for a Model T which I am pretty sure I need in my life.

If you can afford a Lamborghini, I suggest buying a larger vehicle for your Costco runs..

I will say this, I actually like this better than the current standard Beetle.

Not even a full couple inches... 0.4” Ya know, for those times when you want to do some serious off-roading.

Well I mean to be fair, you would probably have to consume a decent amount of alcohol to make it through narrating an entire episode of Caillou too, let alone multiple seasons. Or at least I know I would..

I don’t think Loyola can even be mad about that loss. It sucks to lose, but that was a hell of a last second play.

Hello, my name is Humz and I am an alco.. Oh wait.. Wrong thing..

All of the angles.