Numb nuts who own them to make them vicious should be sterilized and eliminated.

(does handshake deal with Chip Kelly) (Gore leaves room) (Kelly runs to sink to furiously wash hands) (Stephen A. Smith pops out of the cabinet under the sink) Ah-HA!

Frat bros worried that athletes may rape a woman. That's fucking rich.

(takes freshman American History course) (decommits from America)

Nothing embodies a desire to escape racism like committing to Alabama.

Is that sarcasm? I can never tell ;)

"Are you an Android user? -> Congratulations! You understand how technology works. Never buy an iPhone."

Personally, I don't find this behavior creepy.

it's gonna take some hardcore Internet sleuthing to uncover the identities of the perps... Oh wait

I think the correct term is "contractually obligated". There would be no criminal charges for not building the car, only civil.

I'm comforted by the fact that true car guys own dealerships, and are cool enough to have this as a contractual stipulation in a sale.

I originally thought "Kiss" was a typo, but changed my mind once I found out that Hernandez was unsuccessful.

Yeah, absolutely no worries about the massive die-offs that are affecting our ability to perform simple tasks like growing food: If the Angels and Royals don't determine who's filling out their Short-season Single A rosters, the world as we know it is doomed.

Bees that are endangered, and responsible for both honey and citrus. Things that are good.

Sorry honey bees that pollinate 90% of blueberry, cherry, avocado, and orange crops...we have an exhibition game between the Angels and Royals to play!

Chip's gonna be pissed when he finds out Byron Maxwell isn't actually this guy.

Actually, by assuming "bitches" is "women" you're helping to promote a negative stereotype yourself. The root etymology is canine, female yes, but the slang root means you're insulting someone's humanity, meaning they are a dog that serves you or that you can push around in a subhuman way. While often laced at women…

Yeah, it was the racism that got me the most. I went to school in Memphis, my hometown, where we don't have the best race relations history, to say the least. My first party as an official pledge a dude led a song that, to this day, remains the most racist shit I have ever heard. And EVERYONE knew the words.

Fair enough, that was a bit cryptic. I think that there are some great lessons on Buddhism philosophically (impermance, skepticism about the unity of the thinking subject, connectedness) and practically speaking (meditation, disinvestment from legality as a good measure of goodness, skepticism about personal…