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If they were buying supercomputers to do addition, and then charging you a fucking fortune as a result, you might have something to say about it. We're a nation in a never-ending budget crisis where no one wants to ask whether police need to continue arming for the revolution WITH OUR FUCKING MONEY.

"The truth is, you will know what it's needed for the day you need it."

Do you propose driving this through the walls to stop him? That's such a bullshit attempt at logic that I hope you're joking.

It would seem fake except that most professional actors couldn't have made themselves cry over an autographed helmet. That sells it for me.

You should learn what "his report" means. He's relaying someone else's article. One that can be corroborated by an article that came out around the time it happened:

You can also point him here: http://articles.chicagotribune.com/2007-11-22/spo…

It's pretty routine, hardly a punch and not a buttend. I think it was just (un)lucky placement.

He sounds like sportsguy as a dad. What do you think of the website where your son's work reaches a pretty massive audience? "can you believe everyone wrote off the Pats?"

Agreed. Even the ones I think are terrible refs all seem to be really good guys. It's funny because of how many of the really lower level (like travel youth) refs are total dicks too. The guys that make their living that way are more like diplomats while some of the youth hockey hacks end up behaving like mall…

I will do anything I can to help make this list.

I'll raise you.

He probably had an attorney when he negotiated his contract, and is represented by a union. The requirements are bullshit, but I'd be shocked if they weren't enforceable as a contract of adhesion.

Seriously, what do they want him to say?

Don't do that. Without his entirely made up facts, headspinning doesn't actually have any leg to stand on.

Prove that he's even claiming a disorder or I'm going to reach out to see if Mr. Lynch will let me file a defamation suit against you on his behalf. You'll still have a long way to go to prove it's fake, but I bet you can't even find an instance where he says he suffers from anything.

Can't they just assume he took it one game at a time and gave 110% without him saying the same shit everyone else does?

Where did Lynch ever claim to have a personality disorder? That shit comes from writers making a story out of nothing. Which, incidentally, is more than they'd be able to do if he didn't approach press conferences this way. He's probably doing them a favor since they get to write about something other than platitudes…

It's sad that his union and employer have promised him to give interviews that have nothing to do with actually playing. That stupid requirement has no place when we have twitter, etc., so if the NFL doesn't like this, they should let him skip media availability. It's completely unrelated to whether or not he's good…