I get why the song would need to be pulled if it's Chris Brown, but she is a victim of domestic violence — why do they have to pull her song?

I was going to point this out too. I've had to cancel last minute a number of times and never been charged a fee. If you're polite the front desk usually has the leeway not to screw you.

Your second paragraph made me laugh, even though I know it's all true.

First of all, it's still only a 12 yard catch. Allen beat him short because that's what was there. This is like Miami running a bunch of 12 yard hitches to Mike Wallace lately because everyone covers him soft. 10-12 yards is nice, but it's not exactly shit-talk worthy.

"Well, that's one explanation"

It only now occurred to me with the martyr talk that the Jets are named after the weapon used in the worst attack in the history of their city. They suck at everything.

If you can't figure out someplace to read about the NFL and Mayweather that completely ignores all the lady beating, maybe you should google "the internet".

For a 12 yard gain in the middle of the field. If that's the worst he got beat, I'm not sure it's worth making a Vine.

Or, maybe, Philly and Oakland played totally different defenses, and Asomugha excelled in man (in Oakland) while he was suspect in cover 2 (Philly). Particularly since when he was in Oakland and covering someone 1-on-1, the rest of the opponent's offense was covered by other Raiders, and therefore there was no need…

On what grounds? That he gave up some dink and dunk passes? All the damage was done down the middle of the field to Gates.

Good post, Keenan.

I didn't know Seattle played the Cal Bears in 2010. No wonder they won.

Jerry Jones may not have either. He extended his quarterback and yet had to be physically restrained from drafting Johnny Football.

Football will be the last one to realize that it's become boxing.

Just seems that 2 years or so isn't the right amount of time to wait before deciding to act.

That's okay. I'm not really trying to be on the same page mentally as the guy writing comments under the impression that Abraham is scouring the Deadspin comments hoping for your take.

How much can you tell from his bench?

If you don't have the discipline to teach yourself, I highly recommend the Headspace app... though it's not cheap once you get past the ten free ten minute sessions. On the other hand, those 10 freebies are enough to get you a good start.

Sometimes that "confusing" is intentional. I've seen a lot of very restrictive noncompete language jammed into NDAs. Employees read quickly and think they are signing a confidentiality agreement.

Further finally, throw in some disclaimer since you just put the definition of legal advice on a blog under a name that may well be traceable ...