Johnson Space Center is in Houston.

I haven’t been able to eat pineapple for almost 10 years because of one food poisoning bout. It probably wasn’t even the pineapple, but that’s what I remember from that night.

I was left completely alone on a plane. Completely. I was on a two-legged flight but was going to be staying on the same plane. However, apparently the flight crew was going to change between legs. So at my layover city, all the other passengers disembarked, then the entire crew disembarked. Leaving only me.

Big, leaf-eating bastards

Idaho does have an official state fossil. Not the same, but close.

Isn’t all of Philly “down the road from a sex shop”?

I was hoping Carroll Shelby had shit on the motor for Ford having called this thing a Mustang.

The color on the latest version was all wrong. It was too dark; you almost couldn’t tell it was green.

Some people just weren’t destined for an education beyond 8th grade.

This doesn’t work if you’re Jewish:

I’ve only got one useful eye, so I have to be twice as attentive.

My home-to-college-and-back drive included the stretch of Hwy 666 (now Hwy 491) from Gallup, NM to Monticello, UT, then Hwy 191 from Monticello through Moab and to Salt Lake City. It wasn’t quite aimless (college worked out for me), but it was a great stretch of road on which to detach, decompress, and prepare for the…

Don’t worry.

Neutral: I’ve missed 4.5 days of work this year due to covid. One 3-day stretch, one half-day, and most recently a single day. Other than that, it’s been business as usual for me.

I’m glad someone agrees.

Two Chevy SSs in the same parking lot. One white, one blue, only a few spaces apart.

Not a convertible, but that’s a good lookin’ car.

Any Cadillac Eldorado convertible. I, personally, would take something mid-70s.

In my house, it’s mostly something easy to clean that I don’t mind my dogs shitting on. Also, fairly cheap, so it can be easily replaced (depending on the nature of the shit).