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One thing I like about slide rules is that they basically have significant figures built in. You’re never going to get 7-digit accuracy (or whatever), but the accuracy your calculator gives isn’t real either.

You forgot Clint Eastwood.

Any mass transit system in Albuquerque. New Mexico Rail Runner needs to be subsidized by ~$40 per ticket, but the right people got kick-backs for the project, so the state went ahead with it. Albuquerque Rapid Transit is years behind schedule, over budget, and will never do anything other than drive people away from

Albuquerque International Balloon Fiesta

Hear here. In my experience, women almost always make the best first-time climbers; men look at the route as a series of one-armed pull-ups, but women tend to be smart about it and use their legs.

It does what now?

I can’t manage to use one of these without little juice droplets spraying everywhere. And half the time the little dribble of juice doesn’t come neatly out the holes and half of it ends up on my counter. I eventually went back to the reamer-type - much easier.

They killed an annual Semicolon Tattoo fundraiser in my city because it “diluted their brand” or some shit like that. I guess raising money for mental healthcare wasn’t important enough for them.

^This. Should be S.O.P. for any articles referencing suicide.

Whelp, I’m crying.

Original Half-Life.

Take my star you magnificent bastard!

My favorite.

Counter-point:  you can make your own vanilla extract with booze and vanilla beans.

So, has the Highlight Reel YouTube page not been updating?

And I try to stay away from Santa Fe. It’s all either hippies, yuppie scumbags, or tourists.

I can answer all your questions.

The Cowboy’s can never be “America’s Team” until Texans, as a whole, finally admit that Texas is part of the U.S.A. As long as anyone refers to something as the “National <blank> of Texas,” the Cowboys ain’t America’s Team.