This article makes me deeply gruntled.

Counter-point: spring roll wrappers are disgusting, chewy, grossly-textured piles of crap that ruin anything they come in contact with.

Counter-point. I don’t use anywhere near the required amount of water when making cacio e pepe. In fact, for a 1-lb box of pasta, I start with 3-4 cups of cold water. Yep, cold water from the beginning. By the time the pasta is done and hot, you’re left with just a little bit of very, very, very starchy water. Add 3-4…

Were any of us really expecting any effort from Mr. Magary?

Yeah, I think it was “pick an element and hope for the best” from Drew, not any actual physics knowledge.

He picked an element out of the air (ha, shoulda picked nitrogen then) and made some claim about it. A lot of isotopes are (very) short lived, so he had a decent shot at it. Just picked the wrong element.

I’ve got a prickly pear plant that I harvest the fruit from for making syrup. It makes an out-standing addition to a margarita. Replace the liquor and only use about half the lime juice you normally would. Store-bought is fine, but you’ll usually end up with syrup instead of juice, so you’ll get a sweeter drink.

Nope, he was trying to be smart and got confused. It happens to the best of us. And Drew too, I guess.

Tritium (hydrogen’s radioactive isotope) has a half-life of just over 12 years. Try again.

I saw a video years ago where Gordon Ramsey demonstrated cooking eggs this way.

Mayo plus cheese is the one true hot dog topping. Fight me!

I really hope Momtazi and Wagner both have kids involved in some Romeo-and-Juliet style shenanigans. Perhaps without all the Act III violence and death.

I do this with canned, whole, peeled tomatoes and adding some sliced peppers to the mix. Smash everything with a potato masher a couple of times and you’re set.

Don’t go. It’s full of morons from the city that have apparently never seen a bird before and that will stop their car in the middle of the road to look at it. Bonus points if they exit the vehicle while it’s in the middle of the road, blocking traffic.

So I shouldn’t be calling it “the tramp stamp”? Huh, who knew?

Of Course Australians Are Crazy Enough To Rally A Dodge Viper

Beer. Money. Beer money.

Yanny. Tried to force my brain to hear “Laurel” and it didn’t work. Yanny all the way.

If people are worried about the flammability of damaged batteries, I have bad news for them about this thing called “gasoline.”

I once had a check I was mailing stolen out of the mail box in front of my house (or, equally likely, from the USPS). Since it was to pay off a speeding ticket, it included my driver’s license info. The thieves used my info to create a fake driver’s license which they presented along with the fake checks they made.…