Say what you want about automated content, but the homepage is too important and should always have an editor.

Were you recently released from a Cuban prison? Media juggernauts like Yahoo! (Jeb!) don’t take days off.

They’re also reporting that Arnold Palmer may not make the cut at the Ryder Cup, so I really think Yahoo looks for euphemistic ways to report bad news. Like the old punchline, “Your mom is on the roof and she won’t come down.”

Look, y’all may be part of the ‘new media’ where it only takes a few clicks for a story to be updated or removed, but Yahoo works on older technology. There’s a process. Punchcards have to punched, go-to loops have to ungoneto, etc.

im holding out for a miracle mate.. but it dont look hopefull... (20year arguments dont just blow over..lol)

i have this wasting away in a garage near me (along with a few beetles and audis n such)

Would you say ... its completely different?

But publicity for what? So he can sell a few autographed baseballs? Come on. I know the Mets as an organization are dumb, and yes LOLMETS and all that, but Alderson is a sharp and experienced baseball guy. Is the idea here that he got hoodwinked into this signing completely unaware of what he was doing and what the…

Celtics fans just came.

My first trip to New York, I was on the subway and saw a tourism sign that said, “New York: we’ve got 6 professional sports teams....and the Mets.” The lack of respect their own city affords them is wondrous.

“It is my dream to play baseball”

Apple must’ve just been bored with the normal approach of fucking over customers.

Given the strong strong body of evidence we have that legalisation results in increased traffiking, I would say that it’s a bad idea to go there.

this bums me out so much. I WANT SPACE PROGRAMS TO SUCCEED!!

That’s not a bad way to go. Unfortunately, I’m only 28, not old enough to die before the millennials take over and just young enough to see how they make all hospital equipment use Skrillex as an alarm. God help us all.

Not All Olds.

How do you know my brother-in-law?

Don’t forget that Tebow’s mission trip was to the Phillipines, a predominantly Catholic (and thus Hell-bound) country.

Look at all the Cards fans on Twitter demanding they lock him up ASAP