Yeah, this is idiotic. Everyone knows you can’t get a dick-growing pill from a pediatrician. You get them from ads on PornHub.

What they also don’t show is what it looks like from the street, on the not-so-pretty side of the building. It’s just awful.

And what is “owning” a stadium actually worth to a city? In other words, if a stadium is such a great investment why wouldn’t the private sector want to build it and own it?

+1 Fox Football Robot™ scrapbooking

You get a star for that final “Fuckers.”

Which would be fine, except that’s not what happens. All the other slobs who don’t go to games or cheer for the team or even care about football also get roped into paying for it, to the benefit of the owner.

As a San Diego resident, I think I speak for everyone here when I say “Fuck you Chargers”.

“This won’t be paid for by taxpayers, it’ll be paid for by the people who pay this tax! I mean, that’s just science.”

People in Chicago are indeed suffering. Have you seen the Bears?

“And I’ll tell you another thing,” Lynch said, “New Girl might be the best damn show on television.”

Millionaires for billionaires.

This is so adorable and fun sounding it gave me a tiny pang of regret for my permanent childless status. Like this is the only thing in at least 5 years that’s made me feel this way so thanks for that and congratulations I guess.

You act as if this would somehow be a problem...and that is why you FAIL.

Level 42 was ROBBED

I’ve shown mine to a lot more people for a lot less! It would be pretty great to have a topless gold medal photo though.

I’m not even a Gawker refugee - way too fucking misogynist over there - but your behavior sucks even more. Jezebel isn’t high school. This cliquey bullshit is embarrassing.

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I hope next season on Scandal they bring on Ryan Lochte as a disgraced former Olympian who goes to Olivia Pope to help him reclaim his image. She helps him but not before she tears him a new one for being a racist douchebag. I could live with that instead of seeing Lochte on DWTS.

You’re one of the good ones.

I would probably show Usain Bolt my tits if I got to wear a gold medal for a little while.