because she had the audacity to declare to all the men of the world they would never be able to put their dicks in her mouth and that is an affront to the very essence of modern maleness - all mouths everywhere should someday aspire to hold their cocks.

I really need to get her dealer's number.

If you don't want to wedding-plan, get married ASAP. The longer the engagement, the deeper the crazy.

What. There's an 'about the couple' page now. *whine* I think I knew this but was expunging it from my memory. I am engaged to the best guy ever and we want to get married in June 2016. I purposefully set the day far out there because I don't want to wedding plan. Can I skip this wedding website business? Sounds…

Holy shit, I have chills racing up and down my entire body right now. I wish deeply and fervently that this was a start to some "catfished Halloween series" on Jez, because it is fucking terrifying.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I just thought a close up of her during that particular song was...not meta exactly, but something like that.

Oh god the fern print. It has to be a conscious choice, right? I buy apparel fabric for sewing, so I know you have other options than tropical hotel upholstery prints.

YES! What is it with plus size manufacturers and leafy prints? I don't want to wear a fucking shirt with fern leaves, no matter my size.

That would look pretty hot ... on Blanche Devereaux. In 1986.

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?

I thoroughly endorse your comment. It's targeting women specifically and it's good to hear some men are disturbed by it, but this isn't the time to start whining about "Hey, I'm a guy! Look at me! Disturbed!". Save it for some other time when it is relevant.

so that's what happens if you never grow out of those pants we used to wear in the 80's

I'm a man and an avid reader of Jezebel. I'm horrified and disturbed when these pop up. As a person, I deserve to not have to deal with that, but as a man, I'm not being targeted as such. So I can understand specifying women in this context.

Can you point out where this article and comment thread specifically exclude men?

For what it's worth, I want to apologize to our readers who are forced to interact with these violent gifs regularly. The point of Kinja is to create a better platform for discussion and those discussions CANNOT happen when you're inundated by such traumatizing material. It's this person's goal to shutdown…

wait what? you void your warranty by opening up your computer? no effing way