A friend of mine used to work at the FDA, and he said the number of people there who were actually qualified to properly evaluate research was practically nil. Thus Big Pharma just keeps jiggering the methods a little bit this way and massaging them a little bit that way until they get the desired result.

Well, the answer to the question is very simple.

because she had the audacity to declare to all the men of the world they would never be able to put their dicks in her mouth and that is an affront to the very essence of modern maleness - all mouths everywhere should someday aspire to hold their cocks.

I really need to get her dealer's number.

Welcome everybody to the Wild, Wild West

How is this man not dead yet?

If you don't want to wedding-plan, get married ASAP. The longer the engagement, the deeper the crazy.

What. There's an 'about the couple' page now. *whine* I think I knew this but was expunging it from my memory. I am engaged to the best guy ever and we want to get married in June 2016. I purposefully set the day far out there because I don't want to wedding plan. Can I skip this wedding website business? Sounds…

Holy shit, I have chills racing up and down my entire body right now. I wish deeply and fervently that this was a start to some "catfished Halloween series" on Jez, because it is fucking terrifying.

" Beyonce is likely the finest living performer we have right now and she proved that again tonight."

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I just thought a close up of her during that particular song was...not meta exactly, but something like that.

Oh god the fern print. It has to be a conscious choice, right? I buy apparel fabric for sewing, so I know you have other options than tropical hotel upholstery prints.

YES! What is it with plus size manufacturers and leafy prints? I don't want to wear a fucking shirt with fern leaves, no matter my size.

That would look pretty hot ... on Blanche Devereaux. In 1986.

I didn't realize what simple pleasures lay in watching people catch buckets with their faces.

What do we pour on people for concussion awareness?