He’ll be impeached in the House, just not convicted in the Senate.

Get rid all the circuit court judges that Trump’s gotten appointed. He’s done 25% of all curcuit judges.

I got canvas ones. Much lighter.

I got canvas ones. Much lighter.

I’m going to make it my head-canon that it’s because she’s a DMX fan.  She does Zumba to DMX, no doubt.

Yes, but the ACTUAL headlines now look like Onion articles. They have stiff competition.

plus you might need the CR bags to finish your outfit.

I’ll make this a little vague in order to maintain privacy...

brown liquor in a brillo box?! that’s pretty black and I’m here for it.

Yep. On the other hand, it’s kinda nice to see one of those ridiculous haute couture outfits on a bigger body. It looks equally ridiculous. That makes me happy.

Just so you know, that post has been copied (credit given, of course) and sent to EVERY person I know.

The only positive in this story is the related conversation going on on twitter answering the question: What is a hymen?

you on fire indeed!

That killed me dead. Hot Damn!

I want to know what “dukeless” Daisy Dukes are.

Do they win eternal public mockery and directions to the unemployment office?

I can’t.  Too busy vomiting.

Very nice close, Maiysha.

Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr-ico.

That’s why they pay Michael the big bucks.