Yes, I the tenor of this article is terrible but fits with a certain strain of thought that pervades much of the Gawker universe. It is very counterproductive. I could see if the problem for the author was that the music wasn’t good. I don’t know. I didn’t see La La Land (and never intended to either) but it seems…

Washington (CNN)Nearly 2,000 appointed positions in the administration of President Donald Trump remain vacant, leaving many agencies with large staffing gaps waiting to be filled, according to data reviewed by CNN.

I know, right? I didn’t hate it. It had some great sequences and the bold colors were a welcome change from the washed-out or overly dark movies we see these days. But it was made by people who adored how old-timey musicals looked and did not care one bit how musicals sound.

The latest rumor is that Navy Captain Cornwallis C. Crunch (Ret.) is currently being vetted for the position.

They couldn’t find a single person from the NAVY to be Navy Secretary?

If memory serves, this is the guy the transition team tried to force on General Mattis that almost caused him to quit. According to scuttlebutt anyway.

And who could forget Demi Moore looking like a bike-messenger sex worker from the old west?

Ok, but that is not a teapot. It is either a coffee pot, or a hot chocolate pot. Hard to tell with not much in the pic for scale.

Oh, they’ll try. But here’s the difference between Stalin and Hitler and Trump. Stalin had to deal with Russians. Hitler had to deal with Germans. Trump has to deal with Americans.

She sounds insufferable. Much like these pieces are becoming.

Is it because the knot is not only a four-in-hand, but a particularly bad four-in-hand?

Karl Urban Legends, which is preferred Urban

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

The last time I had Diet Coke and Wild Turkey I lost weight from all the vomiting the next day. The Hangover Diet.

Oh man I had a wild diet coke and turkey binge the other night! I’m like several grams heavier now.

No, he knew... he just didn’t care, because HE NEVER WANTED THE JOB IN THE FIRST PLACE, and like the rest of us, he didn’t think he would actually win. He just wanted to go on the Trump 2016 concert tour because it was SO FUN to have his name chanted as a racist mantra! And now he just wants to use the position to…

Ive found myself physically ill and depressed far too often since his inauguration

I love the Politico article that says “he has been surprised that government can’t be run like his business”

What is white culture? Serious question. I didn’t grow up around white people, and I don’t have many white people in my life other than work colleagues.