humiliating
Humiliating
humiliating

HEY, Onions on your belt were quite the fashion back then, albeit a bit stinky.

“We simply can’t take this president seriously at anything he says”

Having spent 7 years working in a steakhouse, I can attest that there are exactly two kinds of adults who eat steak like this:

Donald Trump delivered a speech in which he inadvertently coined a new word, “sequesture.” What does it mean?!

How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

Trump at his impeachment trial:

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

“But we kept the trannies out of the ladies bathroom!”

all hail president Tang

Wallet inspector!

He looks like a Square Enix character’s lawyer dad.

aimed for the kid’s shoulders, knees or feet

Showing a more recent photo of James doesn’t make his shooting any more justified. He literally looks like a baby in the photo most of the press is using.

it devalues the currency of the facts seems less like earnest empathy and more like i have a black friend!

+8 (miles)

Dear Stan,

“Well, if they’d just stayed in the back of the bus, we wouldn’t have had to throw them under it.”