The L Train has a better chance of running successfully in 2020 than Bill DiBlasio.

I traveled to Georgia for Mother’s Day this year, so in lieu of flowers, my Grandma got a donation to NARAL Pro-Choice Georgia.

I think it depends on your definition of “better” and remembering that women do not terminate pregnancies in a vacuum. Everything is connected. Women living in poverty with unwanted kids tend to need assistance from a lot more charitable programs. 

Yes, apparently she has a friend named Laura: https://www.eonline.com/news/1012330/jennifer-lawrence-s-possible-bridal-party-is-a-pop-culture-lover-s-dream

I think Paris is on her fourth attempted comeback and there is beyond zero interest. She should just stick to DJing and selling perfume in the middle east. She makes way more money than she should. 

You are correct. The grandfather left nearly everything to charity so there wasn’t as much to be divided among the heirs, but it’s not clear that she was actually “disowned.” It depends what your definition of “super” wealthy is, but she definitely works for her money with her gross products and dumb appearances. 

Paris uses her real voice a lot. You can hear it too if you’d like! 

Yes, but if Kim is famous, rich, successful, beautiful AND not stupid AND helping other people, then how will the people commenting here get to feel superior to her? At least Paris Hilton had the decency to fuck off and become a DJ.

I tried to listen to that podcast episode and had to turn it off because it felt like such a gross violation of her privacy. I hope the paralegal guy who spilled the info gets sued to hell and back. I don’t really know what the best case scenario is for releasing that information: are we all supposed to be encouraging…

Please stop covering Olivia Jade. Don’t make this absolute nobody into a household name. She’s already done the most interesting thing she’ll ever do. 

Remember when people said that this scandal would hurt her career? I had never heard of her before and now she’s famous enough to get covered in Dirtbag multiple times a week. 

Only four states offer it, but yes, it’s not well known at all.

I was saying that it’s a great alternative to the typical path, not a way to cheat the system. For example, USC is about $65,000 per year and they don’t permit first year students to work. Unless exam prep courses are over six figures, reading law is a much more affordable option for ANY person who wants to become an…

I never thought I’d be publicly defending Kim Kardashian but life is a rich tapestry.

Literally anyone can read law like Kim! The concept is terrific specifically because it is SO much cheaper than attending law school, making it an option for people who don’t want to graduate with six figures worth of debt.

Only in four states. California is one of them. Apprenticeship is how people used to become lawyers back before law school was a thing, so these four states let you do that and then you still have to pass the bar, which is notoriously hard in California. 

18 hours is only the supervised portion of what she is doing. Her studying is in addition to those 18 hours.

Extremely relevant: Pete has a Hillary tattoo! It’s her from her famous “women’s rights are human rights” speech. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/pete-davidson-ruth-bader-ginsberg-tattoo_n_5bf6ca03e4b03b230f9f81fb

No, according to wikipedia she requested Danbury but was denied.

I would agree with that, but I was referring to the physical aspects of the facility, ie, dorm-style housing and some freedom of movement