What really caused the accident; she tried to signal a lane change, became confused that there are no turn signals in a BMW, then fell under the hypnotic rhythm of the windshield wiper...

No signs, huh. Those large orange cones were not a dead giveaway? I blame user error as usual.

BMW as a graduation gift? I’m assuming she entered a 1-way construction zone illegally and the truck driving towards her was the pilot car.

Imagine how terrible of a driver you have to be to 1) react to a biker kicking your car at highway speeds, 2) try to engage a retaliatory attempt to take the biker out, and 3) to then lose control of the vehicle

Imagine how terrible of a driver you have to be to 1) react to a biker kicking your car at highway speeds, 2) try to engage a retaliatory attempt to take the biker out, and 3) to then lose control of the vehicle over something that was so inconsequential and not worth reacting to.

+1 Browning sticker and/or confederate flag front plate

Wait, so the “the rest of these suckers are driving in the driving lane instead of passing on the shoulder and trying to shove their way back in to the driving lane” mentality is the adult mentality? Fuck that. Adults don’t budge in line because they think they are entitled to be in the front of the line.

Yes, the next time I am in a medical emergency I will definitely call 911 and sit patiently for the ambulance to get to me instead of having somebody drive me to the emergency room so that I don’t piss of Katsumoto sitting comfortably in his car.

Do you cut in line at the grocery store too?

This is a child’s mentality.

Yeah, I’m sure all of those fucking assholes passing on the shoulder are having medical emergencies...yeah. Just like in this specific case, right?!? Nope. Grammatical errors aside, I definitely side with the OP in this one.

Turn your flashers on and proceed slowly then. If you’re barreling down the shoulder in traffic, you are obviously an asshole

Yeah, cause everyone shoulder passing is totally on their way to the hospital. There must be a shit ton of medical emergencies in my city. And they seem to disproportionately effect solo drivers of BMW’s. Crazy

I usually just ride half on the shoulder and half on the road with my work truck.

Little known fact: this is how the Forester was born.

Not angry. Amused that you assume cookies are the only thing I feed my children, and that you think three or four of them is going to lead to obesity and health problems. They’re occasional snacks.

But hey, don’t let your own ignorant assumptions sway from that cause Sir Nachomacho, Knight of Children’s Futures.

I cannot say this enough, that this guy should be banned from all MLB stadiums.

It’s really, really stupid. They initially had the grays to keep out people who were flaming Jezebel comments w/ porn, but if that was the only intent, they should have immediately un-greyed anyone who made successive non-troll comments. Instead, it’s devolved into this weird two-tier commenting class system.

Fox was its regular barrel of shit, but can we talk about this course for a minute? Was this the U.S. Open or the Shell Houston Open? These scores are not what you expect for this tournament. The weekend was pretty craptastic if you ask me

“When I was younger, it went everywhere. That didn’t work out too well.”