If I were a graduate of College of the Ozarks this is where I’d mail back my BSci in Advanced Squirrelin’ in disgust.

Wait, if the Iditarod has a bus to throw people under, why do they make these poor dogs pull sleds over thousands of miles?

In case you didnt know Jerry is an asshole. As are most everyone else from that over-rated show.

Amar’e, bathing in wine is the gayest thing I’ve ever heard of and I just sucked a dick this morning.

DOWN GOES THE COVERAGE OF FRAZIER!

That’s kind of interesting. I think it’s common in just about every average profession to excel in something that might check certain boxes for you, but doesn’t define or complete you. I guess we tend to assume that anyone who reaches such a level of excellence in a sport must be completely obsessed. But that’s a…

See, this is why soccer will never catch on in America!

Not to go all HOT TAKE-Y on everyone, but seriously, fuck this sport. Watch the NBA, where the talent/athleticism is not only at an all time high, but the star players actually are able to play most of the games

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

I saw “St. Vincent & the Grenadines” and thought, “Shit, Annie Clark started a doo-wop combo? That actually makes sense.”

For a second there, Ryan Lochte thought he’d dyed and gone to heaven.

They probably, privately hate each other like every other young group of girls.