Jesus Christ, what a bunch of butts. I don’t have kids and I don’t want kids and I don’t really like kids but I do my best to nod along supportively when people talk about their kids or show me pictures or whatever because that is basic human courtesy and also I guess it’s really nice that people love their kids? It’s…

Don't get me started on how she didn't have to shop for that in a food desert, and she actually has the leisure to make something tasty, unlike the underemployed who have NO fucking time to cook due to multiple jobs...

“What would it take to get fired at the DEA?” he asked.

Are you on a smartphone? I think it’s the same as posting a pic (go to the little tools thing and scroll over, then select a file from your pics/the web).

So let’s just get this straight... many states (and many republicans) don’t want to let women who get pregnant from rape have abortions, BUT they are ok with letting that child live with an abusive and dangerous person.

We don’t all get to roll through life surrounded by gender study department levels of awareness and education.

I got into it re white feminism with my mother over Easter, because what is a pagan festival without some sort of intergenerational sparring over some roast meats and too much wine- right?

According to Tabler, “My suspicion is that girls who are preoccupied with weight and appearance and insecure at very young age—that follows you.”

Am I missing something, or is this pretty much the least surprising finding ever? Of course disordered eating is going to get in the way of accomplishing other things, it’s sucking up time and energy that could otherwise be used elsewhere, and very possibly causing physical symptoms that obviously are to stand in the…

Hear, hear! However, let’s take this one step further. I would go so far to say that WOMEN are a myth. I mean, I’m not a woman. Therefore, are there women? I find this so called “women exist” narrative just doesn’t hold water.

And with the additional burden of a penis that takes blood away from their brains sometimes... it’s a wonder that men can get done with anything at all.

See? Men are just TOO emotional to be president. What if he gets into a spiteful bad mood and launches nukes or something? Men have such delicate feelings and just can’t control them, the poor dears.

Clearly officers would be safer if they didn't have a weapon for the public to lunge at.

If we’re to believe the reports, everyone everywhere who has any interaction with law enforcement whatsoever lunges for the damn things.

How often do suspects actually reach for an officer’s weapon? That explanation sure seems to come up an awful lot whenever someone is mistreated/injured/killer by a cop.

It depends on what sort of gay you sign up for. It looks like he got the “Yas Queen” bundle. I got the “Hipster Otter” deal and I can’t do those moves.

Convert back to heterosexuality? Fuck that. Being gay is the best choice I ever made.

When I was little I told my mom I didn't ever want to get married because I didn't want to have to kiss the guy in front of all those people. She informed me that there was no need to kiss, we could just shake hands. That made me feel a lot better.

I don’t care if Mulan is purple!

As long as they keep the "Be A Man" song in, then I'm okay with this.