Colorado would like to have a word with you.

I really don’t want to be the guy who says that literally the Avalanche are the worst team in the league.

Whether Stuttgart are back and performing well in the Bundesliga in a year or two, and whether the goals of Green are a key part in getting them there, is now a matter to a large extent in Green’s own hands.

I am referring to “cap” before they hit luxury tax.

Rumour has it Trump wants Viola to build a high possession army that significantly out shoots it’s opposition.

♪When you feel like the only kid in town without a playoff team

“Obviously, I think there’s been a common denominator throughout the season of our offensive struggles. Certainly, not saying it’s me, but we need to sit down and we need to figure out what that common denominator is and continue to progress as an offense.”

Let’s say just for the sake of argument that you’re right and plenty of receivers could make those catches if they wore similar gloves. Your theory for why they don’t do that is, what exactly?

Are you trolling me?

Why didn’t the Lions use one of their challenges on a 4 yard reception that brought up 2nd and 6 a minute into the game? Is this a serious question? Are you really that baffled by this?

You woke up to find those damn kids on your lawn, and your Sunday just went downhill from there, huh?

Usually when I hear a take like this, it ends with “Now, that Jordy Nelson, there’s a guy who plays football the RIGHT way.”

Grandpa, is that you?

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said.

Surprised it took so long to catch this guy, what with his signature catchphrase, “Goddamn it, touchdown Wake Forest! Fuck me, folks.”

Maybe it’s just me, but I feel like Wake Forest should get a spot in the BCS Playoffs, just on the off chance that they would have been undefeated without this meddling radio announcer.

Advanced stats will tell you the Rangers have played like ass in front of Hank and played great in front of Antii. Couple that with, admittedly, a few howlers let in by The King, and a goalie controversy is born.

Not too soon. Just not that funny.