Democrat here.

And the most fucked up part is that I had the top bunk. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

My college roommate’s girlfriend ended up basically living in our room because her roommate was homophobic. Which was fine, except when they kept getting it on when I was in the room. Shared room. Small, shared college dorm room. I was barely ever in the room, but goddammit, they found a way to get it on whenever I…

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

Your “college classes” sound like tons of fun! You’re just so well spoken and open to new things. Also for a guy who made a point about what a good speller you are of names you went right on and misspelled “Jonah Hill”. You must teach not teach college english. Or anything probably.

Quick! If we can popularize the idea that “nomination” is synonymous with “suggestion” and follow the UK NERC example, the US Presidential election process might be salvageable.

Um... no... you are missing the point. If you have a cell phone in your hand you are probably not reading Pride and Prejudice. You are probably playing Candy Crush. And instead of doing one thing, you are probably playing a game, surfing for stuff to buy that you do not need, reading Kim Kardashian's latest tweet,…

I mean there’s nothing wrong with trying to catch up on basic literature you never got a chance to read is there? But by all means yes, shame him for reading.