And the most fucked up part is that I had the top bunk. HOW DOES THAT EVEN HAPPEN?!

My college roommate’s girlfriend ended up basically living in our room because her roommate was homophobic. Which was fine, except when they kept getting it on when I was in the room. Shared room. Small, shared college dorm room. I was barely ever in the room, but goddammit, they found a way to get it on whenever I…

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…