Seems as good a place as any to put this: If terraforming a planet is the way to survive, why can’t we just take the technology and correct the Earth? Instead of terraforming we should be terracorrecting!

You’re arguing launch control minutiae. Talk to me about performance differences you’ll actually see on the road. You know the place we drive these cars.

And somehow a used Focus RS will still be more reliable than a (hypothetical) new Evo.

I get the feeling 0 people will purchase a Focus RS for 1/4 mile bragging rights...

Try harder

We believe people have a greater affinity for taller buildings in natural materials rather than steel and concrete towers.

To what end? Boost sales for “big help signage” manufacturers?

No, but repeatedly ignoring a cop and telling him “don’t fucking touch me” is.

....for breaking the law. And possibly for failing to comply with a lawful order depending on state law.

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

The vibrant colors of many of Vincent van Gogh’s most famous paintings—including his Sunflower series—have been fading over the last 100 years.

I just made millions selling my skincare products from home! You can too!

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

In fact, you should generally not insert random anythings into your anything.

It would probably be less shocking if it were.

Solar panel manufacturers would kill for those kind of numbers

I am rather astounded. 10% waste = 90% efficiency. That’s really not bad.

Think of the kids!!