Nickelback fucking suck

Probably the parents were looking for an excuse to get rid of the giant thing that their kid insisted on bringing everywhere. Grandma and Grandpa bought it and little Taylor throws a tantrum any time he has to leave it behind. So they let it come to the airport, knowing they can pin the blame on the horrible people…

Am I the only one keeping my notes on notepad on a flash drive?

To pen an authentic and intellectual cinema review – the kind worthy of publication in America’s snootiest airport magazine – one must remember to include countless, such as it were, asides and clauses, seemingly without a purpose other than rendering one’s prose an inarticulate gruel of half thoughts, all while…