BUT HE SHOULD BE

Yeah... never Hillary’s fault. Everyone else, but not her.

That is true, but I don’t see how that is an excuse. She shouldn’t have been accessing email from an insecure/spouse’s device.

Scalding hot taek.

Doesn’t matter. Articles of impeachment in the house are passed by a simple majority.  

Where’s the Oingo Boingo and Bauhaus?

Dead mans party needs to be on this list

What kind of dumbass article is this? Why is there no uproar over the lack of Asian penises or Native American penises? Y’know, I haven’t seen a Samoan butthole in a while either - so, America, stop being so damn racist about Samoan buttholes!

You probably have to be a classless hillbilly to take something like wearing a belt with jeans and make it into some sort of masculine issue.

If you have to have a belt with your jeans, you need to stop having your wife buy your clothes. Be a man and buy a pair of jeans that fit.

The wifi password?

I’m fine with the dining hall workers making 3/4 a living wage. That’s all they work.

Or each other for that matter.

You’re making this comment on a site that regularly asks its readers if they would fuck some random dude political/public figure. Usually played for laughs.

You must not read this site very much then.

+1 Dead Platinum Recording Artist

There sure is. And you can bet he won’t be paying for her tuition anymore.

Or maybe just smoke your weed and chill the fuck out.

I have masculine impulses all the time. You know what I do? Not assault people. It’s pretty easy.

Jerry Richardson would be a pleasant southern gentleman to share a drink with and listen to old-timey NFL stories. That is, until you get to drink No. 3 and he starts opining on the role of “the jews” in society.