What about Gnocchists? They worship both Potato AND Pasta.

Uh, it’s Po-TAH-toe, you orthodox frozen-fry heathen.

Tomorrow, we crusade against the heathen Pastafarians. Death to the Flying Spaghetti Monster! All hail Potato God!

“In our room, it’s something we discuss a lot. I don’t necessarily agree with [Beyer’s] quote. On a show about diversity and with different points of view, I feel like you have to accept that some people believe in God, some people want to worship a potato, and some people don’t want to believe in anything. I think…

Here’s Aech (Lena Waithe), Wade’s in-game BFF, fighting Freddy Krueger, Duke Nukem, and an unclear enemy.

Here’s Aech (Lena Waithe), Wade’s in-game BFF, fighting Freddy Krueger, Duke Nukem, and an unclear enemy. Note how Krueger turns into a bunch of coins after being destroyed, which Aech turns around and collects.

...Unless the container vessel could do this, of course:

wat?

Very fishy to me. As a Navy veteran, I can tell you that on top of all the highest technological radar and early warning equipment, our ships have more people on deck with binoculars than the stands at a NASCAR event. I honestly can’t see any legit reason this could happen.

I. Am. Gro-----AAAUAUAGHHHHH!!!!!

“Meh meh me mee meh me meh” is what you sound like.

did these game always take themselves this seriously? or is it just the trailer? i’ve never actually played this franchise, but at first this trailer pulled me in, the planes look gorgeous. then when the “princess” stuff kicks in halfway through it just makes me think of battlefield / COD setpiece campaigns, now i’m…

So is this like a Theranos situation or just like a major question of ethics with handling?

Man, thats gonna be one gorgeous looking boring ass game.

I live over 90 miles SE of Kennedy Space Center. The sonic boom was loud.

It would have helped if they’d been better actors. It’s a really fun idea though.

That looks like it'd be pretty badass with the Q wrapped 'round a limb :D

If I'll ever get that drunk to have a tattoo, it will be this one:

I'm pretty sure that comment was a nod to a very popular internet picture:

Uh, that is the character for "peace" or "safety". Not sure where you're getting "cheap" from.