Great! For all of you with erectile dysfunction, just “install” this thingy on/in your pe.nis or Dick (whatever you call it), install the proper app for it (watch for fakes!!!) and whenever you want a BONER just press “ERECTION NOW” button on your phone. it will zap your Harry with small voltage and voila, a boner! It…

My Nikon D3xxx with Tamron 70-300 shots same pics. All you need is a little bit of cropping.

me and a couple of friends (shrinks and neurologists) discussed this once. And we came to this conclusion: that our brain creates fake reality for us (that reality we live) because our brains can’t process for prolonged time such fucking great awesomeness that people feel and see after taking drugs. So drugs open the…

Haha that’d be great 😜

Haha, me is evil genius 😜

Awesome!! You rock dude!

not bad, not bad! keep trying!

haha, me too :)

I used an automated song generator using the most metal words. Here’s the song:

Description on Facebook: Aliens? Aliens! Alien carbon dioxiders, yo!

Long March kiss my sorry ass. Anyone expected that US Command something would say: yeah, that was the UFO we shot down/malfuctioned in low Earth orbit? Come on!

Bungie ended in 2010 after they released Halo Reach. Since then nothing good happened to them. Destiny is over rated game, not even comparable to best Halo games. So people quit...

Few inches?? Wake me when it’s at least 50 yards.

Death Star??? Srsly??

As a junior team coach and line judge I totally agree.

Military expert here. They have found unique Pokemons and just want to keep them for themselves.

It’s a trap, mothersuckers! haha, metric system rules!

Well, it’s like asking for problems. I don’t have any Terminator pics, so instead I post nice kitty gif. Enjoy, while you can.

I did, some time ago. Not bad story :)

same. you can’t hear them plotting against you :)