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I traveled faster than light last Saturday, after that freaking burrito.

"The ability to freely focus light deep in tissues enables one to start ablating tissues without harming superficial tissue layers". THAT WOULD BE AWESOME, kinda like gamma knife.

yup

Pixelated photo????? Come on!

LOL. Fuck Samsung. I have stupid LG, which doesn't even have wifi :D

Ohh, thanks for explaining that.

Thankfully there weren't any planes on it's path.

Nawwwwww, really??

Yeah, Germans know a lot of strange ways to make you sick...

Poland can into space???

Of course, I know which is which, but still I don't trust them Russians. Such karma you might say.

Honestly, I am a little bit worried that the subject died while it was perfomred :)

One remark. We have to be very careful of what Russians are saying. Because Russians.

Echo, you are one really fucked up SOB :) I like you!

Now we simply equip every human being in the world with such chip, provide them a free app on their favorite app store and voila! Mothafukin suicide bombers will have no chance against that high tech!

call me stupid, but I really thought it works some different way... :)

Why "Zero", because it uhm... costs bunch of $$ and is worth totally nothing??

Come and get me you friggin little green bastards! I am a gastroenterologist, seen lots of crazy shit around here, willing to see your colon too! And if you are too affraid to come, I will happily perform total colectomy on you with my good ol M82!

Fake. Obama uses BlackBerry, not some crappy iPhone.