When he said he was a “fucking soldier,” he wasn’t kidding.
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I don’t know about you, but I have serious anxiety about getting a fleshlight through a TSA checkpoint, so she stays at home. I can jerk off into a hotel washcloth filled with moisturizer and left on the room heater for five minutes for a couple days just fine.
It’s gonna nice being able to root for USWNT without the previous caveats of “I just wish Hope Solo wasn’t a big fucking asshole”
I can come up with a good joke for this one... hang on...
If you think the Raptors are good now wait until they sign Kevin Durant in the offseason.
Five bucks says Durant has gotten a text from Kyrie Irving saying something along the lines of, "Don't fuck yourself up. Brooklyn needs us."
This is delicious theater.
The Patriots infrastructure he needs to re-create are having 3 other pathetic teams in your division, and thus a rubber stamp for the playoffs.
literally half of colorado is in the plains. The mountains start 10 miles west of Denver. Everything to the east is the great plains. It’s basically Kansas east of Denver.
‘No way to prevent this, says sport where this regularly happens’?
I, for one, posit that the most Enterprising team won.
Even Bruins fans have to deep down know that nobody should be shedding tears for them. No doubt this was a bad miss. Bruins have been the beneficiaries of that all playoffs, it was bound to come back around.
Just make it Deadspin’s version of The Onion’s mass shooting article
Super fuck the Warriors for trying to minimize his position by calling him an “investor”. He’s a minority owner and a member of their executive board, not some asshole who anonymously sent them a check one time. And a double fuck you to the media worms who are spewing that bullshit out to the world. Shouts to Laura for…
He’s a billionaire. They banned him for a year and fined him $500k. That’s less than what he made from the start of the 2nd half until he got kicked out. I hope the union has a fucking field day with this shit in the negotiations for the next CBA.
I mean, in a just world, he'd be forced to be a minority owner along side James Dolan.
Well done - spit my Malbec all over my keyboard...
Drake: I’m going to be the most dislikable courtside presence ever!
Yeah, that’s exactly what she’s saying: that the reporters absolutely knew who he was and chose not to report it.
It’s time like this when Donald Sterling misses being a minority owner.