Blue Jackets fan here since the day they were announced, so man, this felt good. 

“Uh, no we aren’t.”

The Warriors gave up a 31-point lead?

Avoid the Presidents’ Trophy like the plague.

Having been a long-suffering Tampa sports fan, part of me isn’t even surprised the Hockey Gods are doing this to us.

Or the economy crashed because he stopped winning Majors.

Think about it.

Why do so many people wish professional success for an objectively bad person?

[Makes note to avoid sports radio and ESPN’s shouting shows next week.]

My bet is he ends up coaching U of A.

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

Reading between the lines, he may have resigned because he’s also a terrible executive. But a better executive than a coach. And a better coach than a talk show host.

If you don’t want to watch repeated, looped, slow-motion replays of a small digit grazing a ball you shouldn’t have bought my sextape in the first place.

I’ve always suspected the people who chant S-E-C want to be chanting C-S-A.

Flip him? It is a million miles beyond delusional to think he could be traded.

What kind of awful people would own an organization and then screw over people so badly?

I’ve never been more confident in anything than I am in Jordan Rodgers being at least three of these anonymous sources.

I’m amazed at your restraint with the wizards. you know they fired the old man right? As for my team, the heat, there is no way. In 2010 we made a deal with the devil and had four years of glory. Our end of the bargain was relegation to competing for the 8 seed for three generations and refusing to lose for a lottery…

The thing is, the AAF has been doing fine, especially for a pro football league in its first year.  TV ratings have been good, attendance has been pretty decent.  The whole thing collapsing is because Dundon wants it to collapse, not because it has to. 

In the AAF, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups. The players who were suckered into wasting months of their life, and the owners who will somehow cash out and profit on an obvious disaster. These are their stories.

That’s a clown offer, bro