Don't forget being hissed at while walking on the street!

"Ultimate black boy name. Darnell, Lamar, Jamal..." totally acceptable thing to say, right?

You all know that white guys do not have a monopoly on creepy/misogynistic/aggressively graphic/just plain awkward texts/OKC messages, but by all means, if a little dose of casual racism helps further your meme, indulge yourself.

That's the one (shudder).

I used to work for a guy who had gotten gastric bypass surgery, then would regularly bribe his surgeon's nurse to loosen the intestinal rings so that he could gorge himself stupid and then later tighten them back so he wouldn't get 'caught' by the surgeon. He was a... really revolting person, least of all due to the…

"The Fallen," "guardians," "the Hive," and "I've got a bad feeling about this..." I'm not particularly blown away by his performance but the writing/story strikes me as aggressively generic.

This looks fun, the infiltration/ enemy-enthralling system looks inventive and I don't care that it's not completely lore-friendly. What turns me off is the overdone design of the protagonist. To much badass, too much angst. He looks like he belongs in a God of War clone. Glowing eyes, glowing hand, Nightwolf-y…

Not saying that PC isn't the best way to play their games, but how is it a slap in the face to Bethesda? Didn't they make $$$ on the console releases of ES and Fallout games?

If I was a girl I would have been named "Midge," in 1984. Compounding that cross to bear I would have been the 5th of 5 girls, and if XX-me was at all similar to real me I would have been Brienne-of-Tarth tall.

If Jezebel's taught me anything, it's that rape is hilaaaaaaarious.

Wow, condescending and your SN is a light-hearted reference to male genital mutilation? Yikes.

pre-gaming of Thrones

That's a shame. I would much rather play a Star Wars space combat/flight sim than another Force Unleashed type 3rd-person brawler with hyped-up, poorly implemented gimmicks and an insufferably angsty protagonist.

Yeah, between the T&A, helmet and scepter she looks like a Soul Calibur fighter to me, not remotely Zelda-ish at all.

Picking up a Force Unleashed vibe as well, but more from the game being centered around a cool-looking but ultimately poorly-implemented and frustrating power.

Someone's getting sued by Pixar.

This pic is going to be all over the ABDL tumblrs.

I agree that the 2nd Amendment entitles people to own a firearm, though I'm of course in favor of much stricter control and regulation. So I'm not asserting here that she shouldn't have been allowed to have a gun (although if at some point you can be deprived of a car because of age/senility, not sure why your right…

Imagine if she had been waving a broom around instead of a murder weapon.

Good thing she had that gun, right gun people?