This is why I could never do an MMO, the idea of paying a monthly subscription free on top of a full priced game for something that's purely a diversion would never sit right.

I thought baseball players were fat, thought that was the point. There was even a Slate article about their huge asses a while back... http://www.slate.com/blogs/browbeat…

Sorry I don't follow- what are you trying to say, exactly?

It's sexual orientation. Sexual preference has fallen out of favor as it implies choice over something that we don't control. I get that there are tons of racist or racially tone-deaf white gay guys, I just don't accept the dismissive narrative that keeps appearing here on Jezebel or other progressive circles that…

You're imputing motives on people that you clearly know nothing about, and condemning and entire type of people (white gay guys) for the bad behavior of a few (plus Perez is Cuban). Everytime a famous black person says something homophobia, my takeaway isn't "Black people are homophobic, let me arrogantly explain why…

Exactly- just trying to clarify that Perez's misbehavior shouldn't open the floodgates of the crazily generalizing 'most white gay males are misogynistic' discussions that keep reappearing here on Jezebel, because he's not white.

Perez is Cuban. Not saying he can't be white hispanic but you know that if he was doing good in the world instead of being a professional troll, everyone would be more than happy to place him squarely into the 'Latin American' check-box.

Please don't call gay guys queens.

And some long thumbs, don't cut them though.

Don't get me wrong, love this game. Not a huge fanboy for Sony or Microsoft either. Can't really speak for PS3 but a lot of the 360 HD remakes were downloadable titles that were cheap. Plus Nintendo still doesn't seem to get much 3rd party support, so the 'event' games are all ones Nintendo makes. And it seems like…

Sorry to pile on but I can't help but balk every time you complain about the "lazy cliche of the intolerant Mormon," because your religion is, in fact, intolerant. Like prima facie intolerance, the Mormon faith doesn't tolerate active homosexuals. At best, the Church only accepts gay people who live celibate lives-…

most unnecessary remake of all time

Bikes on the sidewalk are extremely dangerous to pedestrians.

das racist

Only played the first chapter. I thought the story was pretty great and there were some great set-pieces but I hated how much of the gameplay still amounted to you doing very boring video-gamey things, searching around for a key etc. Hated how you were trapped in a store with like 10 other people who were standing…

gay guy here, tried to do this but right after I cum I'm at my absolute least level of turned on. At any other time during or leading up to the act of onanism I'd be down to slurp a discreet handful of the stuff, but right after orgasm I'm pretty much done with sex for a good 20 minutes.

what do you guys think the chance of this finding its way to XBLA is?

My best friend also died 8 years ago, when we were twenty. I'm glad you've come to terms with it, it's a horrible loss.