The Beretta. All models. But especially the 1991 Beretta GTZ. You could get the 3.1L V6 but had to link it to the 3-speed auto. Road & Track gave it 0-60 times of around 9 seconds. For that they should have given the thing a calendar, not a speedometer.

Everybody loves a V12, but these cars are an absolute nightmare to work on — even 20 years ago I knew multiple people who had V12 XJ coupes gathering dust as permanent project cars in their garages — and adding in an ugly not-convertible with a top that’s unobtanium makes this probably the least desirable of the form.…

That v6 is thirsty on premium gas too!