The Hulk Hogan story wasn’t newsworthy. Not enough video-taped rape or homophobic blackmail, for Denton.

What I wouldn’t give to be a fly on the wall at Gawker’s offices when the verdict was announced! I’m guessing the snarky dismissive millenials aren’t quite themselves this A.M.

Jizzbelch

naw not really

why do all of jizzabelch’s bloggers write like bitchy 8th grade girls

But wait, isn’t Nick Denton a “truth absolutist”? Nothing screams truth like a verdict. Gawker must be having IT problems or something. Gawker’s integrity is above reproach, after all.

When there are crossposts it’s kinda fun to go in the comments and see the pathetic Jez girls. Especially when it is something x’d to Deadspin. The Patrick Kane stuff this summer was especially popcorn-worthy. The image of an overweight woman with cat-eye glasses getting all uppity on her macbook air in a dirty, small…

I avoid Jez like smegma but it’s shoved down our throats on deadspin and gawker.

This is the dumbest shit I’ve ever read. My bad.

hoo boy, I just cannot wait until Jez isn’t a website anymore! How does it feel to know you’re being destroyed by a combination of a misogynist boss and a misogynist wrestler, and a misogynist editor?

I thought you weren’t allowed to write about Hulk.

Did somebody say Hulk, brother?

I dunno, Hulk is pretty happy at the moment.

I was surprised, first item on Gawker media with “hulk” in the title. Anyway, I only liked Jalopnik. I hope Gawker and Jezebel die a miserable death.

Hulk, you say?

Idk, last I heard Hulk was pretty freaking happy...

nice that you posted his name though. as if he wasn’t embarrassed enough. it’s 100% the same as making fun of someone’s disability- a physical characteristic over which he had no control. how liberal, open-minded, and kind of you. i’m sure your parents are proud of you!

a white guy was humiliated

This is on Jezebel because... his mother was a woman?

This is really fucking wrong. How embarrassing for her, and for Jezebel for not having more class.