I believe in LA any violent crime is considered aggravated if a weapon is involved.

And if coastal blue state Gawker readers get to confirm their anti-southern bias, that's just icing on the outrage cake.

I don't think there is any proof of that.

I wonder what the percentages are on mowing the lawn?

I own my own practice, and if I'm not seeing clients or going to court, I'm content to wear jeans and a t-shirt. If I'm in court, I always wear a suit.

I felt like this diatribe was pretty forced. If some chick laid this on me on a first date, her weight wouldn't be my biggest issue with her.

Weird, but this trailer still made me smile. The snowboarding on their shells scene reminds me of something that might have been in the original cartoon. Kind of a a "Whoa! Dude, tubular! Cowabunga!" sort of scene.

You could not technically say that.

And what is the purpose of stupidly trying to point out my stupidity from a stupid comment on a stupid story about stupid people?

Meh, don't care.

Broad City = Unfunny Hipsters

This should be retitled 'Parent Desperate for Attention Shamelessly Exploits Baby in Hopes of Getting Attention on the Internet."

It should be obvious that feminism is a tool wielded by Claire. It is the means to an end, not the end itself.

Which is why that movie sucked balls.

This was a trying a little too hard at being cute.

"Once, I got banged up to heaven. Then a bunch of angels banged me back to earth. Thanks miracles!"

I always thought mason jars were for pickles and tomatoes. Shows how much I know.

Ha! Now who doesn't understand hyperbole?

How about making it illegal for celebrities to suggest making things illegal?