That’s ejactly right.

Oh yeah, indeed. That’s the kind of mistake I only made once.

“Yeah, it’s in the sink if you want to glue it”

I used to know a guy from Cinci, he said you crossed the border in to Appalachia every time you went to get gas.

-Dave Mustaine is a crybaby asswipe.

How do you say “putt from the rough” in Spanish, anyways??

He clearly meant a 5 for each of the 2 pics there, for a total of 10. Out of 7.5.

There’s that old joke that says we know G_d is a woman, because if G_d was a man, semen would taste like chocolate strawberries.

Without Ms. Tucker, there would never have been a Ms. Midler, in her early shows she specialized in what they used to call “Sophie Tucker Jokes”