And the British thought they had perfected milkshaking fascists.

Markelle Fultz’s shot is looking better than it has in years!

This isn’t about getting pro-life men to be pro-choice. It’s about getting the guys who are vaguely pro-choice(ish) to actually take up the mantle in a meaningful way. To put this issue ahead of other issues. To make men put this purity test upon their politics and not fucking settle for anything less that bodily…

The best name won.

The only way it could go. Pope Thrower, the image of someone throwing a pope or multiple popes, is just inherently funny. Jizyah Shorts....eh. I get it. I remember the Lonely Island thing. But it’s really not the same thing. 

Mr. Thrower took out my favorite name of the competition: Alpha Omega Nickelberry IV, so this victory is well-deserved.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

Just replace “Worst Person” with Republican.

His teammates on that 2006 Mariners team included Richie Sexson and Carl Everett and Matt Lawton; it was Ichiro’s age-32 season. This was more or less a different geological age in baseball terms.

I highly doubt all the testers are fifteen and under, but the world is crazy and I just don’t know anymore.

No. No guy named Len Bias has ever played in the NBA.

Dramatization

Pretty Biased, I’d say.

This does not get mentioned enough. It’s also one of the great examples of why I just laugh/shake my head/cry when (white) people try and claim something isn’t about race. Everything is about race, in some fashion, because this is America, and racism is the country’s original sin.

I would argue Evangelicals get too much of the credit/blame for this. I know Evangelicals are loud and numerous, but it was actually Conservative Catholics that started the no-choice movement, and it looks like they’re gonna finish it. (Evangelicals didn’t really jump on the no-choice bandwagon until the late ‘70s,…

Back alleys? How gauche.

I’m calling Hulk Hogan’s lawyer right now.  This shit has to stop