Rollins was hurt by just how ill-suited his in-ring style was for a singles heel and his lack of improvement on interviews.

Justin Holiday? Jerian Grant?

I’m always surprised Ball State isn’t number 1 every year.

I assume just lots of shag carpeting.

That does explain why someone came up to me today talking about how they were Satan, that Satan is also their younger brother, that Kim Jong Il is his older brother, Trump is his younger brother, the song Sympathy for the Devil was written for him, Justin Bieber is gay, and also his older brother, and that he (the…

Most people should be able to do a 5k in less than 20 hours man...

Ok, old man.

“Whatever nerd, just look at our paychecks and tell me the difference. Please.”

I’m pretty sure the past decade of English soccer has cemented Everton as in the tier right below the best teams. It really doesn’t matter how bad the loss was if it was a loss.

The rough start to the season (the Toffees currently sit in 14th place in the table, just three points out of the relegation zone) could partially be excused by a difficult schedule

“Crooked Stacey needs to realize with an attitude like that, she’ll never get a date to the Sock Hop! Sad!”

Fucking millennials and their cloud seeding, some of us like the drought, okay!

You mixed up Sixers seasons. I assume the March 1st part is correct, but this past season they were 22-38. They were probably eliminated well earlier the season before that when they won like, 10 games, because, holy cow was Okafor a waste of a pick.

It was because you were white.

This almost feels like the moment where Arsenal’s continually escalating woes cease being hilarious and start being actively depressing. Almost, that is.

All cycles are good, but a cycle that starts with a triple is always less interesting than one that ends with a triple.

So Nancy Pelosi excited voters in 2012 and 2016 but not 2014? Bernie Sanders excited voters in 2012 but not 2006? Voter turnout is just higher in presidential election, and the youth vote is the major reason behind that since they don’t show up in midterms. What is so hard to understand about this simple concept?

Nah. Incrementalism is pretty much how anything good happened. Do you think we jumped right from the Democratic party founding the KKK to passing the Civil Rights Act? Do you think gay marriage becomes legal nationwide without the first incremental steps of individual states legalizing it? Do you actually think good…

What powerless victims am I blaming? White middle class youths who lean to the left of the Democratic party but don’t vote consistently enough to drag the party to the left are powerless victims?

Scharfes S? I have literally never heard of this term before. Why the flip does the (apparently) English name for the Eszett use the German word for sharp? If you’re going to still use a German word, just use the German word for it as a loan word! I mean, like most Americans, you’re almost only going to come across…