Have a fucking sense of god damn whimsy, for fuck’s sake. Seriously. This is just a feel good weeper about a man, a dog, a man, a dog, a woman, a dog, and so on and so forth. Cynicism doesn’t mean you are smart. It just means, you are a soulless asshole. I can infer as much, because INFERRING DOESN’T MAKE ME A…

Jesus fucking Christ, are you fucking ignorant. Absolutely fucking ignorant.