Hulkamania is the only qualification I need BROTHER!

What do I need to do to get a whole division of politics to care about Hulkamania BROTHER?

Is it just me or is Emmalina never gonna debut BROTHER? But that's okay because in the Hogan household DANAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!

This is nothing compared to the slave labor Vince McMahon put me through BROTHER!

Just let him go to Wrestlemania BROTHER!

Where's the beef BROTHER!?

Well little Master BROTHER, I'm well versed in the backstage politics and booking of professional wrestling. I think the Authors of Pain are going to put on a good show but they got nothing to them BROTHER. They both scream hoss BROTHER. That Will-O-Wisp team (Nicky told me that'd be a good joke. Apparently it's a…

Probably DUDE! That Kevin Owens, he rubs me the wrong way BROTHER. Sometimes I don't think he cares about the precious rules of professional wrestling BROTHER. Jericho, he knows the ins and outs of how to get what he wants and I don't like it one bit JACK. Nothing is more important to Hulkamania that waiting your turn…

I was just curious BROTHER. No need to be so mean to pappa Hulk

I support President Trump BROTHER!

Tell me DUDES, which team would I be on BROTHER? Blue? Red? Or good ole' White American BROTHER?

Did you know I was supposed to be the bassist for Metallica?

My shirts are made of Kayfabe BROTHER

My new gimmick has perks

Calm down mark

10% getting paid by Gawker BROTHER

Could? Maybe JACK. My hips aren't what they used to be but I do want to come back to Wrestlemania BROTHER.

For me? Yeah BROTHER. Not for Big Sexy and Hall though. They were all about the Ric Flair lifestyle BROTHER. I told them to live the Hulkamania lifestyle but I guess I got duped into it to. I know now that Ric Flair and I are polar opposites BROTHER. He's the ying to my yang. We'll forever be enemies.

Check your mail for a complimentary Hulkamania bandanna BROTHER!

That's 30% of what Hulkamania is all about BROTHER.
It's 70% of the nWo is about though DUDE.