I'll be honest BROTHER, who thought Emma needed a rebranding from "Baddass CHICK with awesome shoulder guards and devilish half gloves" to "She's pretty hot BROTHER"?

I remember my first match BROTHER. I was already the best in the world and no one could stop me (except a pretty lady BROTHER). They try to stop me and I tell them "One problem JACK, I'm unstoppable". Everyone wanted me, especially the band Metallica BROTHER.

I still don't know who Mia is BROTHER

They got nothing on me and my Brooke BROTHER

Where's my meme BROTHER?

Sorry folks, I was too busy standing backstage rooting for my buddy Donald to care about whatever this fake MARK sport is BROTHER

This ain't your gimmick BROTHER

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER, with the WWE including my voice snippets in commercials again I think that means I can show my face again DUDE. Let me offer an opinion or two on tonight's episode of RAW.

BTW BROTHER, one of my Hulkamaniacs has informed me that this article misspelled George "The Animal" Steele's name as "Steel". You should be ashamed JACK

I'm really glad the George "The Animal" Steele bipoic is coming out BROTHER. He needs the money. That DUDE retired in 1988 BROTHER. I may never have faced him in the ring but I'm sure that's because he knew he could never stand up to Hulkamania JACK. I'm pretty sure the last time he got out of the house was to be in…

RIP Fuji BROTHER. Thanks for the title win.

That's gimmick infringement BROTHER

I could have been a gorgeous lady of wrestling but they wouldn't cast me BROTHER. Now I'm stuck being the most gorgeous man of wrestling trying to defend my title against that JABRONI Tyler Breeze

I better have a planet full of Hulkamaniacs BROTHER

Eddie Guerrero R.I.P.
Brusier Body R.I.P.
Rikidozan R.I.P.
Curt Hennig R.I.P.

Hulkamania tax is currently a variable rate sitting around 9%

I'll send him a message through the snail mail

I can maybe make that happen if that poser JABRONI gimmick account shows up again trying to claim to be the real Hulk Hogan

Little story from the back, it's definitely Vince McMahon

DUDE