I'd like to think I'm a fantastic beast BROTHER

BROTHER

It's a sad day for wrestling

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh IT'S WRESTLEMANIA 32 BROTHER

The Hulkster has a thing for blondes. Maybe we could rule a kingdom together and bury some JABRONIS (Terry Bollea would like to add that this involves locking Tommen up in his room until the end of time)

You were okay in Donnie Darko JACK

Your acting of a Queen who knows that she's doing was equally impressive AMIGA

SWERVE I'm Harrison Ford BROTHER

Done. You did this, remember that with Jane Fonda comes knocking

Big news BROTHERS, I'm gonna be in God's Not Dead 3. I play a wrestler who drops the leg on God BROTHER.
(Note: Terry Bollea is a devout Christian thus I do not condone this movie, I just like meeting new people). Now I know it's been said that my body isn't the well oiled machine that it once was, WELL KIDDOS, I can…

Pffft you wouldn't even be able to touch me til after Wrestlemania 9 BROTHER

Offense taken BROTHER. I trained with the great Hiro Matsuda. Who did you train with? I could take you.

Indeedarooni

I've only recently learned how to use anything but Twitter BROTHER

So many backhanded compliments on the internet lately

Roman Reigns needs to take off his shirt more, that's how you get over BROTHER

I really miss my hair BROTHER. I also miss getting out there in the ring, struggling each time to face my foes and eventually mustering up the strength to beat them. Those were the days BROTHER. Then Linda left me and mustering up the strength got harder. Then I met Jennifer. Now I'm even harder DUDE!

I may have killed the career of Vince Russo

Truth

I don't believe that's a direct quote