Refer to Mr. America BROTHER

Kayfabe is a sacred institution BROTHER. Never break it

BROTHER but stay away from my daughter HORNDOG

Close BROTHER. The real babyface is Mr. America. The true heel though is Terry Boulder. That was a bit of a stain on the resume of my better half

You take some and you lose some I guess

Even I forgot about that one BROTHER

Very scary, like King Kong Bundy. But I beat him anyways BROTHER. I'm actually really scared of Mexicans, which is why I do all those rent-a-fence commercials.

So let's go off the record here. Let's break Kayfabe.

Now I don't feel bad about them getting the Big Boot

But that's how I talk BROTHER :(

But could you tell the difference between The Killer Bees?

Here's a tenner

You'll see

Made a $100 out of that movie. Held three titles. Best career BROTHER

Still waiting for that faker to come in. Trying to be me, trying to use cliche's of things I've said in the moment but I'm more than that. I'm a gentle soul.

Ask Dibiase. He's better for small loans

What do I get?

BROTHER

I don't understand girl problems. Sorry JACK

Jerry is a legend. Jeff is a JAMOKE