I have a Wikipedia? Damn no good SMARKS!

How old do you think she is BROTHER?

You should have come down to "Hogan's Beach" my TUBULAR tiki beach shack in Tampa Bay BROTHER. Well I mean you still can it just won't have the flavor of Hulkamania since those JABRONIS took my name off it because of some things my "better half" may have said regarding the life of my super hot daughter Brooke.

Age was invented by the communists to keep Hulkamania back JACK

When am I gonna get rehired BROTHER?

Wolfpack are a bunch of JABRONIS. BROTHER

I think the best thing about me this year BROTHER was proving that I wouldn't have let that bad girl Sara Lee win Tough Enough JACK but The Miz had to make my spot. That JABRONI could never compete with the power of Hulkamania. Plus I've been in much better movies that he'll ever be in BROTHER

Whatcha gonna do BROTHER when these 24 inch pythons, an impending legal suite against Gawker JACK, my daughter's music career, my receding hair line (NO BUENO BROTHER), the title I took away from Bret Hart, and a million screaming Hulkamaniacs RUN WILD ON YOU?

BROTHER I don't know if I'm allowed back here!

It's all hush hush right now BROTHER

Little Deathmaster BROTHER, I'll still watch Tough Enough and talk about it because even though I may be gone, they're still my children. And I'll be damned if any of them are going to do anything I disapprove of DUDE

Sorry folks. I said some more bad things but this time about Jamie Foxx. BROTHER's gotta keep a living and Terry does it by being a piece of shit.

To be fair BROTHER, WWE is a very different behemoth (note the Andre The Giant-esqueness of the word "behemoth") than the rest of Professional Wrestling.

I hate Scott Steiner more than I hate Gawker!

Well little BROTHER, say your prayers, eat your vegetables, and take your vitamins and this dream may continue on, that is if Gawker doesn't come in and screw it all up for you

I wonder where that dude is. Tupperware BROTHER, I appreciate your commitment to your probably-not-racist-but-still-incredibly-violent-and-dangerous hero

Don't say that little BROTHER! You must still believe in America!

It ain't so BROTHER!

Nikolai Volkoff?

We've talked before?