WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! I'll be watching NXT TakeOver, but mostly because I want to see that jabroni Ric Flair's daughter lose her title to my lovely daughter Brooke.

I'M AZOR AHAI BROTHER!!

Chavo Sr. is so old that he remembers me when I had hair BROTHER!

I'm hoping for "The Ballad of Hulkamania BROTHER". It'll be 15 minutes of electric guitar and drums, no bass. Bass is the most un-american of stringed electric instruments. But also, not The Mountain Goats. I'd rather it be sung by my beautiful daughter Brooke who I may or may not have paid under the table BROTHER!

Or BROTHER you could get the Immortal Hulk Hogan. Things the Hulkster would do on Hannibal:
1) Do air guitar with Scott Thompson BROTHER and then kill him BROTHER
2) Give the Big Boot to whoever came after me BROTHER
3) Get rid of Pappa Shango, that guy cost me my match at Wrestlemania 8 BROTHER
4) BE A REAL AMERICAN…

WELL LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING BROTHER! I think the A.V. Club is passing up the obvious choice of a cover of the greatest song ever made "I Am A Real American" covered by The Immortal Hulk. Also Voodoo Chilly because that song makes Hollywood Hulk Hogan boogie

That's exactly how I remember Mr. America going….THAT IS IF I WERE MR. AMERICA! I WONDER WHO HE IS?

Off the record, Terry Gene Bollea locks his door every night just in case, BUT THE IMMORTAL HULK HOGAN SCARES THEM OFF BROTHER

Thanks BROTHER!

Viking dude BROTHER, you are correct in my coming return to the ring, but I won't be alone! I had this great idea while sitting in my house talking to my saint of a son Nick. I thought " BROTHER, what do kids like? Rappers!". So I'm training this really likeable cool guy named Riff Raff and I think he'll be the next…

I like this Nudeador dude, I would totally have him on my reality show if it was still on! Darn I miss that show BROTHER, and my ex-wife Linda!

Every true Hulkamaniac needs a frilly scarf BROTHER!

Vitamin K

Well let me tell you something BROTHER, I am the most popular wrestler to ever wrestle in Japan. You go up to any Japanese person and say "Axe Bomber BROTHER?" and they'll know immediately what you're talking about. They even nicknamed me "Ichiban" which I believe means "By far the best". I beat the likes of The Great…

Christmas is the most important time of year for a the little Hulkamaniacs around the world BROTHER. Say your prayers and take your vitamins, Merry Christmas!

Rest In Peace Captain Lou Albano

BROTHER, I think you're mistaking me for someone else! The Hulkster never needed to go to Blockbuster. I already owned all the movies I'd ever want to watch: Rocky III, No Holds Barred, Gremlins 2, Suburban Comando, Mr. Nanny, Thunder In Paradise, and many others. But of course my favorite will always be 3 Ninjas High…

Well BROTHER, I beat you for my first WWF title. Also, I started Metallica.

The Hulkster loves all his little Hulkamaniacs, but especially his daughter Brooke BROTHER who he gives free jobs on shows that aren't WWE!

BROTHER, I can't even pronounce the word! There is documented evidence of that! Just like there's documented evidence that the Hulkster is better than Antonio Inoki!