Too soon, bruthers. Too soon.

The Hulkster loves meta-comments, bruther! Almost as much as he loves being a gimmick commenter, jack!

How dare you, bruthers! Wrestling is not gay, dudes! It's the height of masculinity, jack! Why, just the other day, I had Jimmy Hart in a leg scissor, squeezing his head between my tanned loins, bruther, and I thought, "I can't believe how anyone could think wrestling's gay!" Then Jimmy finally screamed, "Banana,"…

Watch out for that killer cacti, bruther!

I love that you love wrestling, Stacy bruther! A ton of Hulkamaniacs would find you extremely attractive, man! You might not feel the same way, dude, what with most Hulkamaniacs being overweight, jobless and living in the past, but it's still a nice thought, jack! Whatcha gonna do when the idol of millions of…

I am heartbroken, bruther. We'll miss you, Captain Lou.

I think it's because Sam Rockwell makes everything better, bruther.

Fuck, 1234, eat me, bruther.

Lemme tell ya somethin', Horse Enthusiast bruther! The power of the Hulkamaniacs is surging through my veins now, jack! You've shown me the way, dude! The only way to get through this negativity, man, is to drop a leg on it, jack! So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do: Any and all Haters, Negative Nancys, and yes, TROLLS…

I can't stand all this NEGATIVITY, bruther!

Ok, here's a totally schtick-free comment. Everyone, including you, is typing under a fake persona to some extent. Yours is obviously fake because I'm sure you wouldn't have the guts to actually confront anyone this boldly in the real world, so you have to spew your bile in Helvetica. The funny thing is that you're…

I saw that too, Workerbee, bruther! 28 secs, dude? That guy had to have just caused enough racket to get them all in one place and just beat them up somehow, dude. You can't even set anything up in twenty eight seconds, jack.

A murder of murderers, bruther.

There's "explosive gel" all over the batcave now, dude.

It's the greatest cartoon, tied with My Rock 'n' Wrestling, bruther.

It says, "Use Middle Stick to dodge the Joker's Shot" or something to that effect, jack. There's a left stick and a right stick, but I don't think there's a middle stick. I think it's just screwing with us, bruther, ala Original Metal Gear Solid's Psycho Mantis screwing up the tv if ya know what I'm talking about,…

Hey, waitaminit, Horse Enthusiast dude!

Ditto, jack!

I loved the entire game, but if you ask me, Hambone dude, the Scarecrow sequences were the most effective in the whole game, bruther.

The best in my opinion is the explosive gel, jack. Especially when you get the multiple frequency upgrade, you can really freak those little goons out by having three explosions going off seconds apart, bruther. It's awesome, jack!