I’ve got this ugly feeling in my gut, that Lindsey Graham’s vociferous defense of an accused sexual predator has to do with some young men in his closet and nothing to do with his sexual preferences. I mean, how else do you explain how he ended up so vocal about this one subject?

Can someone please explain to me how the extremely numerous religious “homosexuality is a sin!” conservative voters of SC are apparently completely oblivious to the fact that Lindsay Graham is very gay?

First you have to buy the tweet dinner.

Based on Kelsi's Instagram, she finds Chlamydia kinda catchy.

You seem a little judge-y. 

Possibly, but she appears to have multiple STDs based on her posts.

When Kelsi spoke of, “wasting another year of my life on a sociopath,” I think was referring to Jace’s hot takes on: air conditioning (no); chicken (boiled).

With all due respect, your mom’s an idiot. 

Make America Grain Alcohol

can’t wait to tell my mom “the rest of the world is laughing at us”

Ironic that he’s yelling racial epitaphs at Hispanics in the stands while actively cheering a team that has a lot of Hispanics on it on the field.

Smart folks ruin a police department. They have higher moral accountability. They get bored too easily. They can read, comprehend, and retain training and information, so they’d know that, three armed police officers against an unarmed person is actually an advantage, not a life risking state of affairs, and might not…

The man doesn’t know his angles or his wrangles.

He got better

I think you’re confused. That line is from Klar, McPhilmy’s divorce lawyer. As an attorney, I believe he wants to clear his name in the public record. There’s no reason for it to be sealed. I don’t blame him; why should O’Reilly be able to file an accusation, a smear, and Klar is not able to respond publicly?  If I…

Bobby, the links are missing in the one liners in the end.

Jon: When I was a junior in high school I was a convenience store clerk at a truck stop. I had to clean pubes and blood off in the showers.

“Everyone in prisons says that, of course”

Just think about the burden we place on that old, white man by calling him a racist. He has to carry that with him. I thought we were past this in 2018.

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…