Curious to know what his severance package looks like. Unintentional innuendo.

Not disagreeing with you at all, but I would consider the Saric pick a hit too.

You should consider Crossfit as well. 

Lets remember some guys

I have the perfect joke for this, just give me a second

LaMelo has Balls

Which career is over? His acting career or his drugging and raping women career?

How many of these people do you think had (have?) Ashley Madison accounts?

This is the Donald Trump of takes

Seconded!

I have a very important request. Can we please have a post that includes every description of Donald Trump across all platforms? I truly laughed out loud upon reading “Donald Trump, a jack-o’-lantern that at least ten people have been using as a toilet.”

Fully wiped butthole?

Agreed, great name for a whiskey.

As of 2:49 he is no longer listed on the IU roster...

I cannot star this post enough.

A good friend of mine from undergrad, who also happens to be Aussie, moved back from Australia to NYC about 2 years ago. As a 31 year old he had the luxury to choose to root for any of the 32 teams without any true geographical or familial allegances. I took him, and a few other transplants (3 more Aussies and a Brit)…

I love this!

Holy shit is right!

The Wolves didn’t draft Wiggins, they acquired him in the Kevin Love trade with the Cavs. The Wolves were also 26-53 this year, and not considerably better than the Sixers despite having Wiggins, Towns, Rubio, Garnett, etc.

“Wimbledon’t”